February 2012
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Oh, and I started The Hunger Games today!
I’m liking it so far! Albiet, I’m barely into it, but I do like it.
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joshishollywood:
“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”
The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The Doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.
“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”
Let's play the "Yes or No" game. →
everyonesahero:
notasenator:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
haha, sure, because I’m SUPER caught up with my asks.
let’s fake some social interaction
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Watchbiggesthungergamesfans:
I just need to reblog this here, because if you have not seen The Office; THIS WILL CONVINCE YOU TO WATCH IT
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heathyr:
Do you ever get these jolts of emotion when you hear a certain line in a song and you immediately think of some aspect of your favorite book or show or relationship you love, and all of a sudden your chest is expanding with all these internal swirls of aching, like it’s reaching out for something and you just can’t grasp it so you’re stuck riding out the swelling and ebbing feeling of...
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deansdickfreckles:
where are you taking those children
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operatorsymbol replied to your post: I think I...
operatorsymbol replied to your post: I think I might go for FBI agent instead of…
agent’s get HELLA payed, my friend christoph’s family is loaded
According to the website I was using, they get paid like 60-70k annually. I was like YES SOUND EXCELLENT
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thebakerstreetacademy:
In The Baker Street Academy, a tiny university tucked away into the heart of London under the caring and watchful eye of Helena Hudson (Dean of Students, not their housekeeper, mind), thrives a close-knit community. Everyone knows everyone—and everyone is friends with everyone. At least, that’s the way it’s been since Hudson opened the school in 1982.
But as the...
I think I might go for FBI agent instead of lawyer.
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
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tumblr a month ago: SOPA AND PIPA ARE GUNNA KILL THE INTERNET!!!
tumblr a week ago: THAT DAD PUNISHING HIS CHILD BY SHOOTING HER LAPTOP?!!? OH MY GOD KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER
tumblr two days ago: ASDFGHJKL I GOTTA FIND THE AIRPORT!!
tumblr today: LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I AM A PROFESSIONAL IN BIRDOLOGY AND I KNOW CHOCOLATE KILLS CGI BIRDS!!!!
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do you dare mock the son of a shepherd?
yawwwwn:
nightmareloki:
thatsmygirlfriendyounumpties:
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princess-pimento:
payface:
princessnecrophilia:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the…
I just want to...
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔cum-slut
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operatorsymbol:
Listen here bird, I bet you 5 million chocolates that you don’t own a dollar. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a chocolate would never just walk into something like a cum-slut. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That chocolate still probably got ruined.
Is that still...
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because i’ll definitely be using the url fivemilliondollarcumslut in the near future
Long Distance Relationships
When They’re Away and… You’re having a bad day
You dream of them and wake up and realize they aren’t there
Most nights While your friends are all sucking face with their partner
When you see them on webcam
When they tell you they’re coming to visit
When you see their car drive up/their plane come in
When you finally see them
The entire rest of the time they’re with you
Their...
princess-pimento:
tannanana:
uhoh-beek:
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loup-garoux asked: ‘Cutiescream’. Say hello to one...
joshishollywood:
I suffer from a rare condition wherein i cannot physically read the phrase “transformers fandom” without laughing until I drool everywhere
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bobies:
can someone explain whats going on with the chocolate bird and the cum-slut thing
Okay so
there’s a photoset going around from the movie Jack and Jill of a cgi bird flying over to a chocolate fondue fountain and happily sticking its head in
and then cutiescream writes a massive essay on how anybody who thinks the photoset is funny can die a painful death because...
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Your current number of followers is the number of...
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plasmidkind:
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peppersandbells:
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dusk-the-psycho:
:U
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fuck yeah
I.
I have more followers than pokemon.
Holy shit. It only just occured to me that that is a fuckton of followers.
gardenofmadness:
Say hello to a mechanically separated cum-slut dying during an mri exam.
Tragically animal cruelty.
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i’m thinking about starting a neopets blog
how do i start neotag